The BIG BANG Theory

Today boys and girls we are going to discuss why mummy and daddy dont make sexy time like these use to...... Ok seriously, hot topic at the moment. This one has been in the works as a hot conversation for the last few weeks amongst friends and colleagues. The subject at hand is stale sex. Lets start from the beginning, many moons ago when i was a young pupp, we'll say along the lines of 18ish, innocent and very sheltered I ( for sum unknown reason ) assumed adultery was very one sided. (Man cheats on woman!) and was under the assumption that it was rare for it to be the other way round. However spending close to the last decade in the fitness industry, and having a majority of my clientele being of the female descent, I have some to realise that it is by far the other way round (woman cheats on man). I hear u ask how does one come up with such a promiscuous claim with no hard facts. I have been saying it for years if one is to endeavor into the fitness world, not only do they need the fitness credentials but also a bachelor in psycology.
fore sum unknown reason when training with a person, what ever it maybe, and for how ever long you may or maynot of known that person, they insist on sharing personal information which
1) you dont really give a shit about, 2) their best friend or shrink hasnt even been told.
and 3) if you did giv a shit, u could hear the same dribble on day time soaps. the bold and the beautiful. There you have it, the reasoning behind the facts...... THEY TELL ME.

So all this had got me thinking over the years, why are all these stunning women, in their 30's and 40's cheating on thier husbands and boyfriends??? And every one of them say the same. They just arent getting it at home, which forces them else where. I remember in biology class way back at school, (one of the few things i remember from my hay day but it stuck with me). males reach sexual peak at 18 where females reach their sexual peak at the ripe age of 38. Interesting, I have a theory and its much sexier than science.
like i said big topic of late, much discussion and much debate but here goes
THE BIG BANG THEORY- When i couple first gets together the sex is unlike anything else, its exciting, its fun, its what i like to call "PORN SEX". its the sorta sex where anything goes and anything is allowed because your experimenting with each other, do they like that... no, then mayb this. ANYTHING is allowed. But due to evolution grinding our sexual encounters to a minimum, sex becomes mundane and boring, same positions, same techniques, YAWN. my favourite food is ice cream, yet i wouldnt be silly enough to eat it every meal, otherwise and god forbid i'd get sick of it. So with that being said why do we do the same with our sex lives?

Speaking rigorously with female friends on this topic i do feel it is the male who become bored with this repetitive or stale sex first. Women confuse stale sex with "making love" (yawn), while men on the other hand still feel the lust for that RAW porn sex. Although because the male isnt getting his porn sex, he has taken his bat and ball and headed off home.
The sex cycle of a married couple.
first 6-12months= Hot Porn sex, every day or every second day
1-3 yrs = constant sex, usually in bed, where as it use to b on the kitchen table, the talk is no longer dirty and the filth that was once flowing freely from her mouth is now replaced with, "im not doing that anymore... IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
4-6yrs = once a week shag in the masterbed on your chiropractic mattress.
6-8yrs= once a month and on special occasions, birthdays, christmas, thats about it
8-10yrs= only special occasions, and its forced, u dont really wana b doing it.
10yrs + = your getting sweet fuck all. and the woman is banging other blokes telling her trainer about it.
So how do we fix this mighty shamble we have got ourselves into? Well this might sound silly and immature but there is a little bit of logic behind the monster load of madness, Its all about the porn, how happy would guys be if their lady was busting out the sexy teddy with the thigh high stockings, GRRRRR. leav the high heels on. what im getting at is we've all seen porn, and iv got a funny feeling most of us like the stuff, despite what is said. otherwise why would half a billion internet sites be of the poon? simple, supply and demand, we as humans love raw hot sex, yet most of us are unwilling to supply the good stuff after a year or so into a relationship. So in conclusion to all this take on what you will, but i solemnly believe that PORN is going to save the world.