Balls deep and not a floatie insight‏

On recent discussions with a mate, he felt the need to include the fact he is currently on some what of a dry spell, not talking about the grass getting a little weekly water, I'm talking about the worst kind of draught, yes a draught occurring in the neither regions.This discussion then got Me a thinking.... And thinking sum more..... (enter think music here) Anyway it occurred to me that in between relationships at futile age of 21, I endured a 9 month stint without any action what so ever, and no I wasn't on a tour in Afghanistan, just plane and simple I just could close. At the time, it was daunting on me that if I crossed the 12 month barrier I was a born again virgin. And as fun as that sounded u just don't get bragging rights down at the pub. It wouldn't exactly be like shouting a pint for a digger, mate u were shooting the chows out of the trees in Vietnam, yeah well this bloke over here hasn't hit tail for over a year. BANG Thankfully that period of my life has never again raised it's dirty little head.But I did take the opportunity of my misfortune to learn from my experience. When single and being in a draught the opposite sex can sense or smell the fact you've been jacking off to an abundance of porn, and will walk right past you without a second thought. Yet add the trusty side kick to your arm in the form of a Girl Friend and other women seem not to be able to take their eyes off you.My married mates seem to confirm this science, that because other women see he is off the market he is approachable, or maybe it's to see why he is good enough to be taken off the shelf. Women seem to have it programed in their minds that all men are on the hunt looking for a prey at all times, yet add that wedding ring or girlfriend and the threat to their fertile eggs is replaced with a complacent calm of what's so good about him, and She could get him, I wonder if I could. Women want what other women have, they love competition. Yet the single bloke with a heavier set of balls walk in the room and up goes the gates.God dam women, making it tough on the bloke with the gonads is struggling to carry em, while the bloke with the attachment is fighting em off with a stick, and most likely missing a good layer of flesh from the old fella.